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doubleca5t:

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

my absolute favorite genre of tourist is British People who underestimate how stupid big the US is

“we’re gonna go from Florida to New York in one afternoon :)” girl no you’re not lol

fetus-cakes:

timemachineyeah:

timemachineyeah:

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

the earth was created for various types of crabs

shitpostswithteaplease:

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This might be the funniest poll ive ever seen

unescoworldheritagepussy:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

the older I get the more dog I become

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job… losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

how are ya feeling?
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anomalous-heretic:
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“anomalous-heretic:
“solitair-e:
“anomalous-heretic:
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why is there corn on the moon
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ah y'know how it gets on the moon
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moon bees
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moon bees
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anomalous-heretic:

solitair-e:

anomalous-heretic:

solitair-e:

anomalous-heretic:

image

why is there corn on the moon

ah y'know how it gets on the moon

moon bees

moon bees

deboracabral:

I think about this meme every single day

thebootydiaries:

ur4vity:

thebootydiaries:

wait this fly in my room kinda thick wtf ? 👀

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

no

doggosource:

schloop